Colton

Alice

Shop Alice's Wonderland

Things will be added periodically. Spread the word!

Alice

A conversation with the maintenance man as he is leaving:

M: It's fixed
A: Thank you! (smile)
M: Do you always smile?
A: Yes...(stops smiling) No...
M: Why not? You look good smiling.
A: (awkward weird face, possibly like the one I gave you at dinner at Lola's)

This is why I don't smile. Or be nice. Or anything remotely related to smiling or being nice.

Colton

Religious Statistics

Diy Recycle

Thinking Too Hard

Alice

Butterflies in my hair! Butterflies everywhere!


Also: hahahaha

Alice

I want a teddy bear

Alice